no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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