Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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