CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
We're too hungover to prance.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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