I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
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