party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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