Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
