Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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