Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
We had to coat check the pizza.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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