Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I would ride that face into the sunset
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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