We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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