this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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