How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize