considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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