So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
do herpes really smell.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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