Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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