The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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