i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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