Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(734): View more from Michigan

yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad

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(234): View more from Ohio

No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.

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I don't know what to judge you more for.

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(512): View more from Texas

If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.

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"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."

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(810): View more from Michigan

Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.

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