You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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