Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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