I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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