I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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