I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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