So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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