some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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