um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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