I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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