? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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