Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
My life is pants optional.
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