dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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