she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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