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what?
penguin condom
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
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