i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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