We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Boobs speak an international language.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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