I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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