Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Randomize
