Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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