According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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