Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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