I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
These tits shall not be calmed
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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