waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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