I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
she looked like the before picture.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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