I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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