Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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