You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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