So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
she smelled like a LAN party
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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