I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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