I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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