you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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