Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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