yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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