why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
