Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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