Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Randomize
