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i just had sex bonerless
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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